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Posted 5 hours ago

rp0077:

micasablumpkins:

the-unpopular-opinions:

i really hate seeing children at gay rallies. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to gay rallies by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in gay marriage. 

i really hate seeing children in churches. in most cases, they don’t understand what they’re doing and what they’re promoting. i think most children are pressured into going to churches by their parents and, therefore, pressured into believing in a magic man in the sky who will send them to hell if they touch themselves or eat shrimp.

omg

Posted 20 hours ago
aseaofquotes:

Christina Rossetti, “Remember”

aseaofquotes:

Christina Rossetti, “Remember”

Posted 1 day ago
Holding onto anger is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die.
Buddha (via psych-facts)
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Posted 4 days ago

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
Posted 4 days ago

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Posted 4 days ago

fobbishtwit:

no-glasses-eridan:

halloowada:

see

total drama gets it

That’s because it’s Canadian

We do it right.

Posted 4 days ago
sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Posted 4 days ago
  1. me: my arm hurts
  2. mom: it's the computer
  3. me: my eyes hurt
  4. mom: it's the computer
  5. me: i have a nosebleed
  6. mom: it's the computer
  7. me: i have a fever
  8. mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  9. me: im pregnant
  10. mom: it's the computer
  11. me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  12. mom: the computer pushed you didnt it