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Posted 8 hours ago

floozys:

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Posted 8 hours ago

fobbishtwit:

no-glasses-eridan:

halloowada:

see

total drama gets it

That’s because it’s Canadian

We do it right.

Posted 8 hours ago
sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Posted 8 hours ago
  1. me: my arm hurts
  2. mom: it's the computer
  3. me: my eyes hurt
  4. mom: it's the computer
  5. me: i have a nosebleed
  6. mom: it's the computer
  7. me: i have a fever
  8. mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  9. me: im pregnant
  10. mom: it's the computer
  11. me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  12. mom: the computer pushed you didnt it
Posted 8 hours ago

Help Me Afford To Move

honeylemon6:

This is probably going to get zero notes, but I am in desperate need of funds to move into a new place. My lease is up at the end of this month and I have no where to go. My family cannot house me, because they have no room. I also have no car and I must stay in university for…

Posted 8 hours ago

paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

Posted 9 hours ago

dearnonacepeople:

So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom

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